tips for english living in france

1. Walk everywhere. You know your getting fat from too much crossiant.

2. Don't go out on tuesdays, wednesdays or sundays at night. its shit.

3. Everyone smokes get used to it.

4. Don't expect a big breakfast. Breakfast= a crossiant, and free breakfast= a euro.

5. The stores really do close at 1230-2.

6. They eat dinner at 8 or 9pm, so either don't wait for the french or starve.

7. There actually not as skinny as north american culture believes, thur the same size as canadians

8. Shop at the supermarkets weekly or else you will run out of money FAST.

9. Their "boxing week" is the entire month of January. Buy now, dis shit is $$$$$

10. And most importantly, dont bother trying to speak their language. Either just point and have them pissed cause your not speaking french, or try and speak it and have them pretend they have NO CLUE what your saying...even numbers, and merci. such bullshit. 

au revior. or just wave, they'll like you better.

laura

Alright! First of all, here's an apology for slacking already so early in the new year.


Now, on to more important matters:

1. School has barely started and already I am feeling the midterm blahs.

2. If you're going to eat in a computer lab, at least have the decency to clean up your spills. Now I have some disgusting smelling unknown liquid on my finger. THANKS public labs, thanks a lot.

3. KANYE WEST WANTS TO POSE NUDE. Now, Kanye West may not be ugly, but I still take offense to the author's claim that "All your dreams are coming true." Um, no, thanks though.
Thoughts?

PS: Is this a real photo or photoshopped?? Thats pretty crazy hair, even for Kanye.



- adriane

having nothing to do with the holidays

what girls think guys notice vs. what guys actually notice.

Girls think they notice.......................Guy will only notice

A new hair do...............................you've shaved your head

you got your nails done....................your got your arm taken off

you whitened your teeth...................your mouth is gushing blood

you got new glasses.........................you burnt off your eyebrows

you bought a new outfit....................your not naked

you haven't called in 3 days..............3 weeks later when your fb status says "loving thailand"

happy christmas

-laura

Pencils: the forgotten writing utensil.

again and again i like to show appreciation where it is deserved. today i would like to talk a bit about the pencil.

the pencil is probably the most unappreciated writing utensil there is. and no i dont mean the pencil crayon, or the mechanic pencil. i mean the standard, sharp-able, amazing pencil.

i know what your thinking: "whatever they have erasable pen."

NOT GOOD ENOUGH.

can you precious erasable pen show you exactly how much it has left? NO. even those see through pens run out WAY before the ink is empty.

can you blend with a pen? NO.

does the pen make a SICK noise when you write with it? NO.

do pens cost $0.49 for a 100 pack? NO.

can you UNDO what you just did with a pen? NO.
and don't try and use the "white out" excuse. maybe you enjoy white crusty marks on your paper. I DONT.

in conclusion, the next time you need a pen and you stumble upon a pencil, dont think "aw crap just another effin pencil" and throw it back in the drawer. give it another chance. maybe youll find you just needed a little distance from the pencil to fall in love again.

-laura

the anti-christ: a journey.

1. The anti-christ shows itself. Usually on the forehead or chin. If your lucky it will be directly between your eyebrows.
2. You think maybe it will not grow that big, maybe its just a bit of evil, not the anti-christ.
3. WRONG
4. You grow the biggest pimple of all time. In fact, your pretty sure it has its own personality and is trying to control yours.
5. You try and get rid of it. You try everything. You think about ripping your skin off.
6. You try everything but nuclear acid to get it off. It doesnt work. It will never work.
7. 1.5 weeks later it finally goes away. Dont think it wont leave a mark tho, you arent THAT holy.

bitch.
-laura

me and my sister are wierd

Jennimarie is getting sorted. 6:44pm - 8 Comments

Steph Miller at 6:46pm December 3
Gryffindor.

Laura Miller at 6:47pm December 3
jigglypuff.

Steph Miller at 6:47pm December 3
Pikachu;

Laura Miller at 6:48pm December 3
fuckachu.

Steph Miller at 6:49pm December 3
You're so funny.

Jennimarie Jadi at 6:59pm December 3
WOW! I'm speechless. I actually meant sorting out my life ... but k. I'll be in Gryffindor. Good call. Good call.

Jennimarie Jadi at 6:59pm December 3
fuckachu! Classic! HAHAHA!

Laura Miller at 11:24pm December 3
lol lets write a dirty version of harry potter. The houses will be as follows:

gryffindildo
sextherin
hufflepussy
ravencock



-laura

BAHAHHHAHAHAHSFJKDJFLSJLKJF

FUCK THIS IS FUNNY.

Thank you shitty frame on terrible picture for brightening my day.
When I'm sad, I turn to this photo.


I wish there were more ppl in this world destroying photos like this so I could laugh at them.



-laura