having nothing to do with the holidays

what girls think guys notice vs. what guys actually notice.

Girls think they notice.......................Guy will only notice

A new hair do...............................you've shaved your head

you got your nails done....................your got your arm taken off

you whitened your teeth...................your mouth is gushing blood

you got new glasses.........................you burnt off your eyebrows

you bought a new outfit....................your not naked

you haven't called in 3 days..............3 weeks later when your fb status says "loving thailand"

happy christmas

-laura

Pencils: the forgotten writing utensil.

again and again i like to show appreciation where it is deserved. today i would like to talk a bit about the pencil.

the pencil is probably the most unappreciated writing utensil there is. and no i dont mean the pencil crayon, or the mechanic pencil. i mean the standard, sharp-able, amazing pencil.

i know what your thinking: "whatever they have erasable pen."

NOT GOOD ENOUGH.

can you precious erasable pen show you exactly how much it has left? NO. even those see through pens run out WAY before the ink is empty.

can you blend with a pen? NO.

does the pen make a SICK noise when you write with it? NO.

do pens cost $0.49 for a 100 pack? NO.

can you UNDO what you just did with a pen? NO.
and don't try and use the "white out" excuse. maybe you enjoy white crusty marks on your paper. I DONT.

in conclusion, the next time you need a pen and you stumble upon a pencil, dont think "aw crap just another effin pencil" and throw it back in the drawer. give it another chance. maybe youll find you just needed a little distance from the pencil to fall in love again.

-laura

the anti-christ: a journey.

1. The anti-christ shows itself. Usually on the forehead or chin. If your lucky it will be directly between your eyebrows.
2. You think maybe it will not grow that big, maybe its just a bit of evil, not the anti-christ.
3. WRONG
4. You grow the biggest pimple of all time. In fact, your pretty sure it has its own personality and is trying to control yours.
5. You try and get rid of it. You try everything. You think about ripping your skin off.
6. You try everything but nuclear acid to get it off. It doesnt work. It will never work.
7. 1.5 weeks later it finally goes away. Dont think it wont leave a mark tho, you arent THAT holy.

bitch.
-laura

me and my sister are wierd

Jennimarie is getting sorted. 6:44pm - 8 Comments

Steph Miller at 6:46pm December 3
Gryffindor.

Laura Miller at 6:47pm December 3
jigglypuff.

Steph Miller at 6:47pm December 3
Pikachu;

Laura Miller at 6:48pm December 3
fuckachu.

Steph Miller at 6:49pm December 3
You're so funny.

Jennimarie Jadi at 6:59pm December 3
WOW! I'm speechless. I actually meant sorting out my life ... but k. I'll be in Gryffindor. Good call. Good call.

Jennimarie Jadi at 6:59pm December 3
fuckachu! Classic! HAHAHA!

Laura Miller at 11:24pm December 3
lol lets write a dirty version of harry potter. The houses will be as follows:

gryffindildo
sextherin
hufflepussy
ravencock



-laura

BAHAHHHAHAHAHSFJKDJFLSJLKJF

FUCK THIS IS FUNNY.

Thank you shitty frame on terrible picture for brightening my day.
When I'm sad, I turn to this photo.


I wish there were more ppl in this world destroying photos like this so I could laugh at them.



-laura

An ode to grape flavour.

To the purple popsicles always left in the bottom of the freezer.

To the grape juice factories that have been struggling to stay open.

To the sucker companies, who for some reason continued to produce purple suckers.

To the candy companies, who always provided a high percentage of grape gum balls (that no one ate).

To the convenience store owners' families, forced to drink the un-purchased grape flavored soda pop from the variety packs.

This is for you.



-laura

fuck daylight savings.

seriously who the hell thought of it.

"lets set the clocks back an hour so its sunny when were sleeping and DARK BY THE TIME WE LEAVE WORK."

genius. except not at alllll.

-laura

We Remember

Addison-what a thug.

adriane says: (7:07:50 PM)
LOL AT WHTA ADDISON IS LISTENING TO
laura* says: (7:08:00 PM)
HAHAHAHAHAJKSDK:JSKFJD:FJS:DFJ
laura* says: (7:08:03 PM)
OMGGGGGGGG
adriane says: (7:08:06 PM)
hahahahaa
adriane says: (7:08:06 PM)
whaaaat
laura* says: (7:08:14 PM)
Confessions remix-Usher ft. Shyne & Kanye west
laura* says: (7:08:16 PM)
too fucking good




LAWL
-laura

ohhhhh Rob!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I love my friends:


laura* says: (6:44:24 PM)
<33333 that movie tho
Rob says: (6:44:42 PM)
...'<3333'  is that love?
laura* says: (6:44:51 PM)
yes
laura* says: (6:44:52 PM)
hahahahahaha
laura* says: (6:44:54 PM)
sorry
Rob says: (6:44:56 PM)
lol
Rob says: (6:45:12 PM)
thats okay, i was just thinking, its less than 33333, hmmm

THANK you for making my day rob.


laura

this is why were awesome

So your probably reading these posts thinking, man, they are funny, but what makes them awesome?

THIS IS

friday, october 10th.

-3 girls
-swigging vodka
-getting crunkkkk
-in Jordan's bathroom
-while his parents are sleeping
-chasing it with swedish berries



laura & adriane

Om Nom Nom Nom

A friend of mine sent this link the other day- best time waster ever.

Click here.


-adriane

Lady Gagas guide to success.

Step one: Create a beat.
Step two: Write a hit song
Step three: Write "new" songs that sound the exact same as the old ones.
Step four: get famous and make millions.


Apparently it works. Ask the backstreet boys. They're still rich and famous right?!



-laura

New fav website!

hellllloooo new favorite website!!! i love london street style, even more then much dance 2001. and i realllllly love much dance 2001.

ch-check it out


thestylescout.co.uk

-laura

ps. cutting edge or cutting room floor? you decide...

Madonna

Hi Madonna, this is your skin calling. 

Umm I just wanted to inform you (since you obviously didn't get the memo) that when you turned 50 you should have stopped working out, and dressing like your 22. 

Just because your still making music that is on the charts and prancing around on stage does NOT mean that you can wear cropped tops that expose your stomach (and those arms...(shutters*). 

You're making our whole body look like saggy boobs.

Please just age gracefully. Use the golden girls as your new example, not Jessica Alba.

Sincerely,

Your skin.

-laura

Gunshots means you're cool!

I want to thank BEN MULRONY for helping me realize how super cool gunshot gestures are.



Just last week I was watching E-talk daily (I LOST MY REMOTE OKAY) and sure enough there he is. Not only can he dance (??) but he teaches me how to gain popularity, especially at dances, clubs, and similar other places of social gathering where choreographed dances are welcome.


Later my suspicion that gunshots are cool was confirmed by MIA. GUNSHOT MOTION ON MUCH MUSIC?!?!? Now I know for sure.


Lesson: Guns are bad, but pretending you're using them is REALLY COOL.


Click here to watch Mulroney's "dance". Peaks at 1:03


-laura