having nothing to do with the holidays

what girls think guys notice vs. what guys actually notice.

Girls think they notice.......................Guy will only notice

A new hair do...............................you've shaved your head

you got your nails done....................your got your arm taken off

you whitened your teeth...................your mouth is gushing blood

you got new glasses.........................you burnt off your eyebrows

you bought a new outfit....................your not naked

you haven't called in 3 days..............3 weeks later when your fb status says "loving thailand"

happy christmas

-laura

Pencils: the forgotten writing utensil.

again and again i like to show appreciation where it is deserved. today i would like to talk a bit about the pencil.

the pencil is probably the most unappreciated writing utensil there is. and no i dont mean the pencil crayon, or the mechanic pencil. i mean the standard, sharp-able, amazing pencil.

i know what your thinking: "whatever they have erasable pen."

NOT GOOD ENOUGH.

can you precious erasable pen show you exactly how much it has left? NO. even those see through pens run out WAY before the ink is empty.

can you blend with a pen? NO.

does the pen make a SICK noise when you write with it? NO.

do pens cost $0.49 for a 100 pack? NO.

can you UNDO what you just did with a pen? NO.
and don't try and use the "white out" excuse. maybe you enjoy white crusty marks on your paper. I DONT.

in conclusion, the next time you need a pen and you stumble upon a pencil, dont think "aw crap just another effin pencil" and throw it back in the drawer. give it another chance. maybe youll find you just needed a little distance from the pencil to fall in love again.

-laura

the anti-christ: a journey.

1. The anti-christ shows itself. Usually on the forehead or chin. If your lucky it will be directly between your eyebrows.
2. You think maybe it will not grow that big, maybe its just a bit of evil, not the anti-christ.
3. WRONG
4. You grow the biggest pimple of all time. In fact, your pretty sure it has its own personality and is trying to control yours.
5. You try and get rid of it. You try everything. You think about ripping your skin off.
6. You try everything but nuclear acid to get it off. It doesnt work. It will never work.
7. 1.5 weeks later it finally goes away. Dont think it wont leave a mark tho, you arent THAT holy.

bitch.
-laura

me and my sister are wierd

Jennimarie is getting sorted. 6:44pm - 8 Comments

Steph Miller at 6:46pm December 3
Gryffindor.

Laura Miller at 6:47pm December 3
jigglypuff.

Steph Miller at 6:47pm December 3
Pikachu;

Laura Miller at 6:48pm December 3
fuckachu.

Steph Miller at 6:49pm December 3
You're so funny.

Jennimarie Jadi at 6:59pm December 3
WOW! I'm speechless. I actually meant sorting out my life ... but k. I'll be in Gryffindor. Good call. Good call.

Jennimarie Jadi at 6:59pm December 3
fuckachu! Classic! HAHAHA!

Laura Miller at 11:24pm December 3
lol lets write a dirty version of harry potter. The houses will be as follows:

gryffindildo
sextherin
hufflepussy
ravencock



-laura

BAHAHHHAHAHAHSFJKDJFLSJLKJF

FUCK THIS IS FUNNY.

Thank you shitty frame on terrible picture for brightening my day.
When I'm sad, I turn to this photo.


I wish there were more ppl in this world destroying photos like this so I could laugh at them.



-laura