Sunday, October 19, 2008

Madonna

Hi Madonna, this is your skin calling. 

Umm I just wanted to inform you (since you obviously didn't get the memo) that when you turned 50 you should have stopped working out, and dressing like your 22. 


Just because your still making music that is on the charts and prancing around on stage does NOT mean that you can wear cropped tops that expose your stomach (and those arms...(shutters*). 


You're making our whole body look like saggy boobs.

Please just age gracefully. Use the golden girls as your new example, not Jessica Alba.

Sincerely,
Your skin.


-laura

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